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Why I Don't Want to Have Coffee (With You)

Years ago, I bought stock in a company called Starbucks Coffee and walked away with $1000 in profit. It was around the same time I invested in a company called Krispy Kreme and lost about that much money, too. You may have heard of these companies; they're responsible for feeding millions of energy- and sugar-deprived Americans.

It is with pleasure that I consider these corporations responsible for making our friends and neighbors the mentally-balanced and physically-fit champions that they are today. More...